guiltyhipster:

"I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory." 

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"Poor misunderstood baby!"  

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thetardisismyunicorn:

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

and now, the weather

(Source: duane-barry)

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE
manilovestarwars:

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

Actually did this and loved it
sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

About Me:

Hi, I’m Gabriel, I’m a cosplayer, and I go by gender neutral pronouns. Don’t worry about getting it wrong, I could care less. I have a lovely girlfriend, murderous-kankri is her blog. Sometimes I might post up my crappy art or selfies on here so sorry about that. Feel free to send me a message at any time, just don't say anything rude please.